Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Could Accept a Cheating Husband

By Lex September 27, 2013 @ 3:58 PM

As part of her pretense to being an understand wife in promotional support of her new film on sex addiction, Gwyneth Paltrow says she could accept some wandering by her husband. She would also not rule out romantic relationship with a sex addict.

‘No couple is the same, and as such, every couple takes on different challenges. I would like to think that I would be forgiving and/or forgiven, but I can’t give an honest answer as I haven’t really experienced that.”

Yeah, um — it’s a trap. Listen up, Gay Beethoven. If Gwyneth catches you sobbing as you lay your semi-erect male member into another woman, she’s going to make your life so fucking miserable. Ironically, it’ll be like living in a Coldplay song. You think that puritanical piece of  absorbent facial tissue is going to accept your ‘sex addiction’ excuse for banging a woman with any actual pigment in her skin? Good luck with that, Prancing Schroeder. Your testicles will be bobbing in a bio-degradable designer cup available exclusively on GOOP.

wwtdd

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 09/27/2013 16:38

    Casper?…. Is that you?

  2. avatar
    woodcock 09/27/2013 21:26

    Lex you miserable illiterate tool. STOP.

  3. avatar
    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 09/28/2013 07:46

    I’m not the prude you always thought I was even though my name is Gwyneth and I have translucent skin. Speaking of which I have a movie cumming (get it I love the stuff…) out soon.

  4. avatar
    Shortshanks 09/28/2013 23:20

    She would also not rule out romantic relationship with a sex addict.

    ….same here…..I, too, would not rule out a relationship with a sex addict…..in fact….I’ve loved myself for years…

  5. avatar
    Admiral 09/29/2013 23:53

    “When I feel sad, I book a trip to Paris and sip wine by candlelight for a weekend. I like playing a normal person in movies, though – it makes me feel less bored.”

    Damn that Paltrow and her easy, millionaire lifestyle.

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