First He sent a hurricane, then a conflagration, trying to strike down the little imp. Seaside Heights had to go, like a modern day Gomorrah, for it spawned the likes of Snooki and her short and sweaty cohorts that taught Italian Americans to hate themselves again. If the Old Testament big man full of brimstone now takes out the Dancing with the Stars set, fat women and gay men will take to riot in the streets. You haven’t seen a disturbing public tumult until you’ve seen a dozen nancy boys launch a BBW and her protein shake through the window of a Ross Dress for Less.
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