Isabeli Fontana Doesn’t Need a Real Name

By Lex September 13, 2013 @ 2:25 PM

Isabeli Fontana Poses Topless In The September 2013 Issue Of Lui Magazine
Every adult actress makes two tough decisions at some point in their life: do I really want to have sex on camera for money, and what will my porn name be? The first part is usually answered by scars left from daddy, but picking that name, that’s the real gut wrenching decision. I don’t think Isabeli Fontana is a porn star, but she’s Brazilian, so she’s really close. Her name sure sounds like she’s starring opposite James Deen in the role of the woman who blah blah blah then gets fucked in the ass.

Here’s Isabeli Fontana in Lui magazine. You probably don’t get that one delivered to your front doorstep, so you can see it here.

Photo Credit: Lui Magazine

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    Danny Japan 09/13/2013 14:38

    Isabeli Fontana doesn’t even remotely sound like a porn star name. Buzzmedia, is this writer really the best you can do ?

  2. avatar
    Shortshanks 09/13/2013 15:26

    Danny Japan……..

    …I see nipples….so I can’t complain…

  3. avatar
    fiddlebom 09/13/2013 17:30

    Lex, you’re an idiot, but Jack somehow makes you seem like Hemingway in comparison.

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    Shastar 09/15/2013 18:19

    Isabeli Fontana absolutely sounds like a porn name. Here’s a quick perusal of IAFD of porn stars with euro sounding names that have had birthdays in the past 10 days:

    Isabella Camille
    Emanuelle Diniz
    Catalina Cruz
    Jessie Fontana (could be a sister?)
    Asia D’Argento
    Fernanda Barros
    Silvia Lancome
    Boroka Bolls
    Nella Elmeritta
    Svetlana Belochkina

    Man, you guys are stretching trying to find stuff to complain about here.

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