It's got to be good to be Jessica Alba. You can wear stupid looking shit to the beach and everybody just thinks you look amazing regardless. Which you do, because you're Jessica Alba. And if the beach party you're invited to is a total bore, you can always go back to your car and rub Jessica Alba's twat for a couple minutes or three hours. That's a huge advantage.
Here's Jessica in Malibu on Sunday. She wore the obligatory Hollywood celebrity beach hat so paparazzi could find her in a crowd and she could complain about not getting any privacy.
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