Joanna Krupa In A Red Bikini

Joanna Krupa is the best looking chick on a show that only gay men watch. The harder she tries to show off her tits, the more disgusted her audience becomes. This is a classic conundrum. I had a similar situation once when I was berated for bringing a meat lasagna to a potluck party that turned out to be vegan. Here’s how I resolved that matter. I gathered up all the soft-stooled anemic grass eaters and told them to go fuck themselves. I had to get new better friends, but now I can eat meat socially without a lecture about what’s happening inside my colon. Joanna Krupa could probably get her silver dollar nipples on Spike. Just saying, it’s an option.

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