Justin Bieber publicly debuted his mustache this weekend in New York . I think we can all agree that there’s nothing more manly on a girl than a mustache. When you throw in Justin’s wicked masculine temper, his sexually unsure inspired body art, and his muscular physique resembling those odd kids you see in Guatemala lifting dumbbells at age six, ring the fucking macho man bell. This Canadian lesbian midget is going Magnum.
Justin Bieber was spotted out grabbing a late night snack at the Dream Downtown Restaurant in NYC on Sunday. The singer was greeted by a mob of fans who he tried his best to take photos with. Some fans became to aggressive and security had to become violent. — Splash News
I don’t think anybody blames security for having to become violent. You can’t reason with teen girls experiencing mustache berserk. You have to go to the stick. You don’t need to beat them all, just a few of the tougher ones, the rest will get the message. No me molestes mustache.