Kate Moss To Pose For Playboy

Big scoop this week with the announcement that Kate Moss will appear in Playboy. And, by big scoop, I mean that Kate Moss has been naked many many times in magazines, nobody really cares about Kate Moss, and Playboy can’t get any celebrities people really want to see naked to get naked for their magazine anymore. Last year their big Christmas blowout was a strung out out and airbrushed Lindsay Lohan. This year Kate Moss. For December 2014 we can anticipate the fat homeless lady on your block who doesn’t notice her left tit hanging out of her army jacket. When people say it’ll be a sad day when Playboy magazine finally shuts down, just assume those are people who don’t know how to Google.