Kate Upton Is Dating a Ballroom Dancer, That’s Disappointing

I don’t know why I feel let down that Kate Upton dumped a bunch of guy including a Cy Young award winner for a dude who does the rumba. Yes, I know women love a man who can dance. They also love men who cry and dress in flowing billowy clothing and cycle on their periods with them. And why shouldn’t a woman get herself a man who is just like a woman. It’s like having a lesbian partner with a built-in strap on and far less drama. You can’t pussy whip a partner who has a pussy of her own. It’s like two equally skilled Jedi clacking lightsabers. Somebody has to be the sub. I’m going with the guy who wears sequins and knows how to do the splits.