Kerry Rhodes Being Black Balled for Having Gay Balls

Everybody and their brother is coming out of the closet these days. Even bandwagon straight dudes are talking about digging the cock, just like they used to love the Yankees and spinning class. But it looks like the NFL isn’t exactly clamoring to get their hands on gay football players. Or, Since Kerry Rhodes isn’t out of the closet, dudes who like to vacation with gay dudes who claim they’re getting busy with you between the sheets. Kerry Rhodes was ranked fourth best safety in the league in 2012 and he’s still sitting without a job for 2013 since his gay thing popped. He’s the only similarly top ranked player who remains unsigned.  Either the NFL hates gay players or they hate dudes who drink cocktails out of carved out pineapples. Only one of these is acceptable.