NFL wife Kim Zolciak sent out a picture of herself pregnant in a bikini that I can’t imagine she knows whether it’s covering her baby hatch or not. She’s excited to be pregnant. Also, she really fucking loves attention. Either way, it’s better than a picture of some amazing salad she had for lunch These next two kids in her belly will make it six for Kim, including two by her former husband who knocked her up before he got busted assaulting other people’s teen daughters. Kim’s also into chicks, which is actually the most fascinating thing about her, and it’s really enough.
It’s going to be very busy, but it’s a dream come true. – KZ
I think she means the part about having a ton of kids, not about her ex being a statutory rapist or that thing about loving when girls go down on her. The last one is actually my dream, but I wasn’t asked.