If you happen to be a young woman who feels like nobody understands you, or a young man who feels like even those misunderstood girls wouldn’t understand why you have the heel of your mom’s best shoes wedged up your rectum, you probably can’t wait for the release of ARTPOP, Lady Gaga’s new album. It’s coming out on Veteran’s Day in honor of the fact that any male soldier caught listening to the album in the barracks will probably be beaten to death with a pillow case full of soap bars. Gaga debuted seven new songs from the album at the iTunes Festival in London while wearing a clam shell bikini. Many people said she reminded them of Botticelli’s Birth of Venus. Others that she made them feel like they’d just eaten bad clams. Art really is personal.
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