Mock all you want, but Madonna just happens to be the highest paid celebrity in the world. And I think she knows a thing or two about geopolitics after raping many foreign lands of their most beautiful baby children. You can’t possibly tell me Obama has a plan. So why not let Madonna run shit through her Instagram account and hand written messages. It’s actually, ‘for fuck’s sake’, but I’m not about to jump on people for poor syntax. Mine sucks. So does my plan for Syria. I’m getting behind Madonna because she can do more push ups than me, wears a magical bracelet, and uses exclamation points. Obama, I suggest you do the same.