Melissa Gorga, Real Housewife of New Jersey star and loathsome human attention whore, set the record straight about her controversial pro-marital rape book Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage. We told you last week about some choice passages from the book in which she and her roid-head husband Joe claim that all women want to be raped a little. Then Joe went on a talk show and says that whenever she puts up resistance to sex he “always wins” because “Daddy needs his sleeping pill.” But apperantly we got it all wrong according to Gorga who told E! News:
“That is so awful. That word is so disgusting to me and that’s horrible. It’s just about the playfulness, it’s about teasing…It’s about being aggressive and trying new things in the bedroom. It’s not about, ‘Hey honey, I have a headache tonight,’ and your husband’s going to take it from you. Come on.”
Er…when your husband says that if you don’t feel like it and put up a struggle he “always wins” sounds exactly like your husband taking it from you because you have a headache. Also, how else can you possibly interpret this:
“Men, I know you think your woman isn’t the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is. Every girl wants to get her hair pulled once in a while. If your wife says ‘no,’ turn her around, and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated.”
I’d like to be at the trial of the first guy who uses ‘But Melissa Gorga told me so’ as the defense in his sexual assault trial.