It’s a crowded market for celebrity tell-all books. Most shit has already been told by TMZ. Boring house plants like Melissa Joan Hart who absolutely nobody believes has anything interesting to say have to come up with some nuggets to get traction in the press. So Melissa pulled dropping ecstasy at a Playboy mansion party out of her hat. That’d make Melissa one of only tens of millions of people to have ever tried ecstasy and a select group of a few thousand who have ever done so at a Playboy party.
I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half. — Melissa Joan Hart to Life and Style magazine.
Yes, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, so did the rest of us. We called it high school. Melissa tried to double down on her shocking drug past by claiming that she once turned down cocaine from Paris Hilton, but Paris’ reps immediately denied this accusation so you know it can’t possibly be true. Run, don’t walk, to snatch up Melissa Explains It All, before all the great stories run out. Too late.
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