Miley Cyrus Naked on a Wrecking Ball

By Lex September 09, 2013 @ 2:59 PM

If you start getting into the deeper meaning of Miley Cyrus music, you could really get lost in the convoluted allegories and complex subtext. Like, in her last music video, Can’t Stop, Miley couldn’t stop partying with subjugated minorities. But what I think it really meant was fuck you, cheating dad who was never there for me. Now, in Wrecking Ball, Miley is naked and riding a wrecking ball, but I think what it really means is I’ve got my bare twat on a wrecking ball, fuck you again, dad.

(6) Comments

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    Admiral 09/09/2013 17:10

    I had to destroy a brick wall with a sledgehammer before – it’s hard work. Grueling, exhaustive, bastard-shit work. Meanwhile, fancy pricks like her use that as some metaphor for dancing on a stage like a little faery, Beiber. I mean, Cyrus. I always confuse those two.

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    LoK 09/09/2013 18:11

    Shit, I used to be the guy who had to clean up after the demo…fancy sledgehammer swinging douchebag

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    LoK 09/09/2013 18:12

    Actually I was waiting for her to go all Band Camp with that handle

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    miche the killer 09/09/2013 20:53

    I give her 5 years before she “finds our lord & savior, jesus christ” and claims this was all her deluded, pop-star youth and we all, even the ones not licking sledgehammer handles and riding giant black balls, should turn to the church. god, i hate those people.

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    Gildorg 09/09/2013 23:47

    I seriously wanna wreck her ass…

    Just saying…

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    mike1616 09/18/2013 08:10

    This video is obviously a metaphor for growing up and taking charge of your life as an independent adult in today’s modern world.

    Either that or she just wanted to get her gear off that hot 20 year old body of hers, hehehe :-)

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