Miley Cyrus Wants You To Believe She’s Fucked Up

By Jack September 03, 2013 @ 2:49 PM

Teddy bear rapist Miley Cyrus says she is really fucked up in a new interview. Is she, realllly? Miley has been in the news lately after she gyrated like a harlot and dry humped Robin Thicke on the VMAs, (even though he was dressed like Beetlejuice at the time). Miley seems to be following former Disney alumns Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Amanda Bynes down the path to self destruction. Miley says,

“I have so many fucking issues. I am so fucked up -– everyone does dumb stuff when they are messed up…I don’t have a normal life. I take a hiatus every now and again, but I’m not good at that.”

She says it’s because she works soooo hard. Sure. I’m sure cocaine has nothing to do with it. I for one don’t buy it. I think she is still playing the double life of Hannah Montana, only this version of Hannah is a ho. I get the distinct feeling that Miley is affecting this entire thing. Unlike Britney and Amanda who really did go nuts, Miley’s actions feel as forced as Billy Ray Cyrus’ heterosexuality. She knows that after the teeny bopper and Disney Channel Original Movies are over there is only one way to stay relevant: act like a freakshow whore. Or have talent, but since that isn’t the case she has to go with the twerking thing.

wwtdd

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    fabots13 09/03/2013 18:08

    Nickelodeon and Disney channel really put out the best future train wrecks in the entertainment industry.

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    Admiral 09/03/2013 20:27

    I hate when girls stick their tongue out. Hers is especially pale and disgusting.

    She’s also making a sex tape in order to stay relevant in 10… 9… 8…

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    Admiral 09/03/2013 20:29

    Now that I think about it, isn’t the tongue thing a lesbian symbol? After ten fingers the only other thing a woman can stick up there is her tongue.

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