Now You Can Bone A Fake Farrah Abraham Vagina

By Jack September 24, 2013 @ 3:45 PM

Farrah Abraham, America’s favorite backdoor class act, is back to squeeze out some more money from her fleeting fame with a line of sex toys. The fake vagina and rubber tits were cast from molds taken of her actual lady bits. I’m not sure if there was a big call for this. I don’t know why someone who is in the market for a rubber vagina would pick Farrah Abraham’s over more established and attractive porn stars, but I’m not that well versed in the fake pussy industry. Farrah says in a video posted on Radar,

“Hey, so I think I’m taking sex symbol to a whole new level today. I’m at Topco, which is, like, the fourth biggest in the nation adult toy sales manufacturer So now I’m going to have a whole, like, sex line. People are going to jack off to me. This is crazy.”

I seem to recall that Farrah claimed that her now classic porno, Backdoor Teen Mom, was an amateur sex tape with porn superstar James Deen that somehow mysteriously was released into the world. I guess so that in her own mind she doesn’t seem like a dirty whore. How is she going to rationalize this sex toy line? Did they hypnotize her and force her to have a plaster mold made of her vag? I mostly feel sorry for is the poor people who work in some sweatshop in China whose job it is to make these Farrah Abraham vaginas. Can you imagine punching your fist through the low-end vinyl to create the Farrah crease 800 times a day? Yes, I know, your job seems much better now.

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(8) Comments

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    Admiral 09/24/2013 16:05

    Whatever happened to those pictures of Katy Perry getting her tits cast for charity? Those pictures seem to have evaporated from the internet, and my hard drive. I know I didn’t just dream it.

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    RangerLG 09/24/2013 16:07

    Wow, is that really from 2009 Admiral?

    http://thedailymuse.org/2009/07/25/plaster-cast/

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    Admiral 09/24/2013 16:12

    Sorry, it wasn’t the boob casting pics that were hard to find, it was a picture of Katy Perry in some sort of see-through nightgown.

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    Admiral 09/24/2013 23:09

    No, Ranger – the ones I’m thinking of were here on WWTDD within the last two years. She was wearing a black shift. I even remember what the article said, in part: ‘Where did these pictures come from? Heaven, I guess.”

    I’ve searched through all the WWTDD posts on Katy Perry and the post has seemingly been deleted/ removed.

    Maybe it wasn’t really Katy Perry, so the article was deleted. Or maybe it was her and WWTDD was threatened with legal action so it had to be removed. And the plot thickens.

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    Admiral 09/24/2013 23:11

    Those are some nice pics, though, RangerLG – her breasts are incredibly round and perfect. Damn.

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    Shortshanks 09/25/2013 08:31

    Admiral……

    …..these are the tits you are looking for……

    http://www.wwtdd.com/2008/09/katy-perry-is-huge/

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    RangerLG 09/25/2013 08:43

    I saw that thumbnail, but the pic had been deleted. I just like looking for Katy Perry boob shots. Ass shots, not so much.

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