Scarlett Johansson Has Big Boobs

By Lex September 04, 2013 @ 2:11 PM

Scarlett Johansson Shows Off Her Cleavage At The Premiere Of 'Under The Skin' At The 70th Venice International Film Festival
It’s never a good idea to quiz a woman on her previous relationships. A man takes what he can get in this world and ever looks forward. If you start investigating shit from the past, you’re only going to ruin a good thing, or ruin a bad thing, either way, you’re going to be getting laid less. Still, there’s going to be that moment when you’re kissing Scarlett Johansson’s big ole boobs and she blurts out, that’s where Sean Penn used to jizz, and you’re going to kick yourself for not being a little more inquisitive on the front end.

Here’s Scarlett at the Venice Film Festival. Like all European film festivals, it’s a grandiose celebration of films nobody is ever going to pay ten bucks to see.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, WENN

(5) Comments

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    JBizzle 09/04/2013 14:45

    And heinous bottom teeth.

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    Admiral 09/04/2013 15:36

    I just can’t stand this whore. She may have been cool 10 years ago, but now she’s so Hollywood.

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    Hugh G. Rection 09/04/2013 16:10

    THose “big ole boobs” ain’t that big. That is pure bra-and-makeup wizardry going on there.

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    Shortshanks 09/04/2013 18:01

    Hugh G. Rection…….

    ….I don’t doubt what you say…….I just say that her tits are adequate for my needs……

    …and I’m sure Sean Penn jizzed downward onto her sheets as she plowed him with her strap-on……

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    Admiral 09/04/2013 23:17

    Sean Penn probably has one of those machines that simultaneously drills and pumps a rubber dick into him – not a homemade one, like with a modified hand drill and a wooden box, but a nice one, like the kind with a stainless steel frame and straps to hold you down (in case you get too slippery) type contraption from Sweden. He seems like the kind of guy that would use it before he goes to bed at night but after he brushes his teeth. Some people would find that odd, but not Sean Penn. He_deserves_it.

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