Scott Disick Wipes His Ass With Ben Franklin’s Face

Scott Disick decided to tell all of us common people to go fuck ourselves by posting pictures of $100 toilet paper on Instagram. That’s not toilet paper that costs $100, it’s a roll of hundreds he’s going to use as toilet paper. He also held a stack of hundreds to his ear and wrote: “Hello peasants”. There were also pics of his expensive watches and bags of cash. Maybe it’s a joke or maybe it’s just the boredom of not having a job since ‘snowboard instructor’ many years ago, still, fuuuuuccccck this guy. I hope he does wipe his ass with that money. Currency has repeatedly been shown to be one of the most germ encrusted things you will ever touch. A massive ass infection ought to help him feel closer to the Kardashian women.

(Photos Via @scotdisick Instagram)