In my next life, I’m coming back as a redheaded model with big tits. That or a star NFL quarterback. The allure of sports fame is pretty powerful, but you’d still have to live knowing that the redheaded model with big tits is more powerful than you. Take for instance the classic case of holding a gun in your hand and facing a redheaded model with big tits and, say, Tom Brady. The redheaded model with big tits tell you that if you shoot Tom Brady, she will have copious amounts of sex with you. Tom Brady tells you that he’s won three Super Bowls and he’s one of the most beloved sports figures around the world. You briefly consider, then you shoot Tom Brady. Ipso facto.
Here’s Stephanie Cook in a bikini in Malibu. I still don’t really know who the hell she is, but I’ve now decided I no longer care.
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