WNBA Players Kissing Helps Shatter Lesbo Myths

Apparently, it’s a personal foul in the WNBA for two players on opposing teams to kiss during games. This in stark contrast to off the court where the butchy ladies of basketball are knucklepacking each others cooches until their scissors have gone dull. I guess we haven’t come far enough as a nation when the sight of Diana Taurasi kissing Seimone Augustus after a dustup on the court still raises hackles. Remember when we all thought women’s basketball was a boring joke of girls shooting two handed set shots and spastic shuffles beneath the rim? How wrong were we about that? Now it’s time to allow same sex kissing. This is how a great sport becomes even greater.