All Is Well Between Miley And The Little People

Last week, one of the little people employed by Miley Cyrus as a backup dancer complained that she felt exploited for having accepted money from the twerking singer to dress up as a bear and dance on stage. Of course, this was stupid, because fuck you, you were paid to do a job, you did it and you’ll do it again any time someone hands you a signed check. But Miley still wants people to know she’s not a heartless monster with an elementary school sense of humor, so she Tweeted this picture last night of her and the dwarven dancers having a slumber party and braiding each other’s hair.

Sure, minutes later she probably threw one of them into a mud pit before firing a pistol into the air and shouting, “Midget huntin’, y’all!” but the bottom line is that Miley still loves her bitches.