Britney Spears Forced Into the Sexy

Leave Britney alone already. She had her run of showing off her body and gyrating in sexually suggestive poses for the fapping monkeys. Now she just wants to be a chunky cheeseburger mom in sweat pants shopping at Target. In short, the kind of women I hit on. Her first look at Work Bitch shocked her so much, she demanded some edits to the music videos racier moments:

“Oh my God we showed way more skin and did way more stuff for the video than what is actually there. I cut, like, out half the video because I am a mother and because, you know, I have children and it’s hard to play sexy mom while you’re, you know, being a pop star as well.”

Britney wants out. But THEY just won’t let her stop being sexy. Who THEY are isn’t exactly clear, She said people behind the scenes. Everybody’s thinking she meant her dad and her manager. Including her dad and her manager who insisted on a public statement that it’s not them, You can’t get more non-guilty looking than by saying you’re not the unnamed source. So who is behind the scenes pressuring Britney to show off her tits and ass? Well, pretty much every single guy in the world. Also probably her dad and manager.