Britney Spears Wants a Bigger Stage

Britney Spears isn’t happy with the size of her new venue at Planet Hollywood in Vegas. It’s the same small stage where Holly Madison worked the pole in Peepshow and it’s far smaller than the arena stage Britney’s used to stomping around on with her mouth moving to her pre-recorded songs playing on the PA. But, it’s a good way to stop the ‘Britney shows not selling out’ memes running across the gossip circuit. Just move to a smaller venue and herald the fact that your packing them in each night. In a not so roundabout way, it’s the same reason I will only have sex with midgets.

Here’s Britney in her new Work Bitch music video. It’s been heralded as her greatest work in a decade. I do know the post-production people deserve a ton of credit because we saw Britney’s hanging ass on the set during filming. Poof. Movie magic. All gone.