Butterball-shaped singer and mentor on The Voice, Cee Lo plead not guilty in court to charges that he tried to drug some chick with Ecstasy. It seems that one day in 2012, Cee Lo may have tried to slip a woman the club drug, presumedly so he could slip IT to her. The court threw out the attempted rape charge as there is no evidence that the obese midget was drugging her with the intention of rape. No, I’m sure he did it out of the social kindness of his heart. The court is still charging him with one count of dispensing a controlled substance. He could face up to four years being the fuck turtle in prison if convicted. This being celebrity justice, anticipate a $25,000 fine and community service picking up trash along the Yellow Brick Road.
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