An incredibly disturbed man has gotten over $100,000 worth of plastic surgeries over the last five years so he can look more like Justin Bieber. Toby Sheldon is an aspiring singer and songwriter who apparently thinks that Justin Bieber is the greatest fucking musician in history. They had to chisel down Toby’s cheeks and chin to make them more weasel-like. He goes in for botox shots and has had successful hair transplants because this guy is 33 fucking years old. That’s way too old to be doing shit this stupid. If you aren’t an underdeveloped teen girl or her fat horny mom who remembers herself as hot in high school, there’s no reason to like Justin Bieber. The irony is that he doesn’t even look like Biebs. He looks more like this pug/chihuahua mix with developmental problems my aunt owns.
(Picture via Huffington Post)