In Case You Forgot, Madonna Was Raped

By Lex October 04, 2013 @ 5:11 PM

Before you go rushing to the local constables, it was 35 years ago. When Madonna was only something like 147 and first moved to New York.  Sometimes when you’re doing a cover story interview for a magazine like Harper’s Bazaar, you just run out of good new stories. So you reach into the archives and pull out the rape story that you haven’t told in a while. Like an old jock bringing up the game saving tackle he made in the homecoming game. It’s a go-to. Madonna knows her audience. She quickly went to her rape and her nude modeling as the strongest remembrances of first moving to New York. Fuck, I clicked.

(6) Comments

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    Shortshanks 10/04/2013 17:23

    Doesn’t one have to say “No” to qualify as a rape victim..??

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    Admiral 10/04/2013 19:27

    “No” or “Aaaaaaiiihhhhh,” Shortshanks.

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    Beylerbey 10/04/2013 21:37

    I have never had a single sexual thought about Madonna. I don’t get it.

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    Come Break Me 10/05/2013 00:31

    Lex, can only assume that you give one MEAN ASS bj. For the life of me, I have no idea how someone like yourself has managed to keep his job after practically running this site into the ground with beyond atrocious attempts at writing articles.

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    sammerz 10/05/2013 12:29

    The only thing worse “Come Break Me” is that you take the time to continue visiting the site and commenting. Ever heard of hypocrisy dipshit?

  6. avatar
    dj queef 10/07/2013 08:32

    Yeah,exactly…instead of taking the time to be a whiny little bitch about everything,why don’t you go start your own blog…

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