I can't remember if you said you liked GIFs or you didn't, because I really never asked, but if you don't like seeing this Russian white sex slave animating around in the water then you don't love life itself. Or women. Which is fine. Go tell your dad and maybe he'll handwrite you a supportive note about how he loves you more now than ever. Then grow up, because your dad wanted you to play sports and bang hot chicks like he couldn't. In the very least he wanted you both to appreciate Irina Shayk's fine ass. Just wait til you introduce him to Stephen. Why not just kill him now?
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