Katy Perry couldn’t figure out a better way to stick it to her Evangelical huckster parents than getting shit-faced in London, showing off her boobs, and telling the world she’s getting ready to marry a Jew. Her folks are going to demand at least $10K in indulgences before they agree to forgive her for that shit.
“He literally is a genius, as is evident from his songwriting. I always tell him, ‘Darling, you know I’m going to have to give your mind to science after you’ve passed, because we’re going to have to understand how all these sparks work.” — Katy Perry commenting on her future husband
That is some praise for a dude who wrote like four decent emo pop songs for teen girls. Maybe she’s referring to the fact that he’s banged Jennifer Ansiton, Jessica Simpson, and Minka Kelly. That there is some actual genius. Katy Perry can’t possibly be as fun. But, she’s super famous and needy and has big boobs, which means soon she’ll be crushing the wine glass as her parents weep softly in their condolence cash.
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