Katy Perry Keeps Locks Of Taylor Swift And Miley Cyrus’ Hair

Katy Perry might just be pulling off some secret voodoo shit. She admitted to AC Slater…er…Mario Lopez in an interview that she keeps locks of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus’ hair in her purse. It seems that the three useless stars once shared a dressing room together and for some reason she felt compelled to take some of their hair.

“One of the first times I went to the Grammys, I got to share a dressing room with Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. And I asked for a lock of their hair from each one of them, which is totally creepy, but awesome.I put little bows on them individually and put them in my purse. And that was my little secret and I’m a freak!”

Freak indeed. Or witch. Think about it. Katy Perry is now taking the John Mayer emo-stump, once controlled by Taylor Swift, and she’s turned Miley Cyrus into a retarded platypus looking bog creature. If Katy Perry comes asking for your hair, just run in the other direction. By the time you’ve heard the first verse of her new Eye of the Tiger ripoff, you’re already cursed.