Kim Kardashian Thinks About Her Snatch More Than You Do

Kim Kardashian is different than most moms in that her main concern after giving birth was what her pussy looked like. This revelation and many more is on the premiere episode of her show for the catatonic and mildly retarded, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After “heartfelt” scenes in which Kim sends a message to her newborn daughter, we return to making it all about Kim, or more accurately, her vagina. She told sister Khloe that,

“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before.”

The FIRST thing you did was look at you smelly clam? Not take care of your baby or spend time together as a family? I guess it makes sense that she would insure that her actually moneymaker was intact. Her vagina is feeding a lot of faces, literally and figuratively. Without their Valhalla-gifted vaginas, all Kardashians are but mere silicone injected also-rans. That includes Rob.