Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner Separated

Brody Jenner had some free time on his hands seeing as how The Hills wrapped up six years ago, so he gave an interview to a British tabloid where he confirmed that his tranny dad Bruce Jenner was living full time in a Malibu rental, separate and apart from Kris Jenner. But, don’t read anything into that.

“I stay out of their business, but as far as I’m concerned, they haven’t split up. Dad’s been in Malibu – he grew up out here – and the press has made a big deal of it. It’s nothing to do with them breaking up.”

Brody is right. The press has jumped the gun again. In marriages between an older man turning himself into a woman and a scheming shrew that the husband hates with all his girlish guts, it’s not uncommon for couples to live apart. However, Kris’ sister, Some Other Whore, had said last week that Bruce had already consulted a divorce attorney. She claims that Bruce would hold off filing papers until the Keeping Up With the Kardashians show contract ended in 2015 so that the comatose and girls who struggle with math who comprise the KUWTK audience could continue to enjoy the engineered reality of the intact Kardashian family. I normally don’t condone lies and deceit, but these two obviously have noble intentions.