It’s official. The outspokenly politically correct couple Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard finally tied the knot. You may recall that these two sanctimonious vegetarians publicly stated that they would not get married until all their gay and lesbian friends had a similar ability to do so. Of course, that didn’t stop them from creating a child earlier this year, which if my sex-ed memory serves me, their gay and lesbian friends have no ability to do. Not phased by moral inconsistencies, Kristen and Dax waited until DOMA was overturned earlier in the summer to declare how awesomely happy they were for gay justice and that they would now be getting married. Which means we can officially start the divorce clock. Self-righteous couples can never co-exist for very long. They have to live with that unnerving feeling that their spouse thinks they are better than they are. And, they do.
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