Kylie Jenner Threw A Tantrum When Denied Booze

Nothing sucks worse than rolling up in your Benz to a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills with your 15-year old boyfriend and being denied booze cause of your stupid age. Especially when you call out to your executive producer to fix the situation then realize the guys from E! aren’t with you and you really are being told you can’t have bottle service. Fuck, I’d throw a shit fit too just like Kylie Jenner did.

Kylie went quick to the ‘Do you know who I am?’ line made famous by every young and out of touch celebrity nightmare before her, but to no avail. She couldn’t get her drink on. So she took her entourage and with a final out loud curse about the hotel being fucking lame, they took off for a place that would respect her earned social status.

Kylie’s reps got her to hit up Twitter to defend herself lest people think she was doing what she’s actually doing and stop buying her earrings and environmentally friendly teen-sex toy line.

So very true. Grown adults are the worst fucking liars. Like the twenty people at the hotel who saw you throwing a shit fit because you couldn’t get bottle service. They’re all in on it. They probably want you to go to school or some shit like that. They don’t understand you as an artist of the reality television medium. Keep on, keeping on, Kylie. This world needs drunk tarts just as much as it needs scientists.

Photo Credit: Kylie Jenner/Instagram