Lady Gaga Continues To Champion Impotence

On any normal day, Lady Gaga might act like an asshole because she craves constant attention, but whenever she has a new album out, she just takes the routine to a whole new level because she’s desperate for attention and she needs to make sure her bubble gum pop music stays relevant and makes her a little more money. So once she shed the Triscuit albino pube mask yesterday, she made her way to the Berghain club in Berlin to promote “Artpop” while sporting a fake mustache. “Look at how unique she is, and how she’s nothing like Madonna at all,” said one person who will totally forget who this chick is in five years.

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