Mariah Carey Loves Nick Cannon This Much

There are probably plenty of people out there who still think that Mariah Carey‘s marriage to Nick Cannon was a total sham, orchestrated simply to give both of them career boosts at a time when nobody really gave two shits what either of them was doing, while the birth of their children was also possibly just their way of doubling down on the charade by thinking we believed that they’re so in love. But then Mariah Tweeted this picture of her breasts to Nick for his birthday yesterday morning and I forgot whatever other bullshit I was just talking about.