You’ve got to be pretty fucking drunk to be kicked off an airplane. I was once stuck in the Reykjavík airport with a tourist group of Swedes. You can’t get drunker than Swedes on holiday. It’s an insane level of intoxication. They still let them stagger onto the plane in their pee soaked pants. But porn star Mary Carey consumed right past Swede levels on a flight to Key West and the airline wouldn’t allow her to connect to her plane in Miami. She had to be roused to consciousness by Ron Jeremy, who was on the flight with her headed to the same ‘Fantasy Fest’ sex show. It’s unclear how far Ron got his dick into her mouth before she came to.
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