Michelle Rodriguez Likes Dick and Jane

Michelle Rodriguez has always been cagey about her sexuality…until now. For years people have speculated whether she enjoys chorizo or bacalao, (sausage or fish for those of you of the gringo persuasion). She’s shrugged it off and said things like, “If I wanted to tell people what I do with my vagina, I’d have made a sex video a long time ago.” We totally support your desire to do that, Michelle. In an interview with Entertainment weekly she came clean about her liking both dick and vag:

“I don’t talk about what I do with my vagina, and they’re all intrigued. I’ve never walked the carpet with anyone, so they wonder: What does she do with her vagina? Plus, I play a butchy girl all the time, so they assume I’m a lesbo. Eh, they’re not too far off. I’ve gone both ways. I do as I please. I am too f**king curious to sit here and not try when I can. Men are intriguing. So are chicks.”

Yes, it’s so weird Michelle that you sell your sexuality on screen and now we all want to know more about it. Like if you dive for clams. We’re not looking to hang you up in the town square, we’re just looking to hone our masturbation fantasies. Don’t make this more important than it really is. Just one photo of you scissor kissing another hot woman in Hollywood and we’ll stop being so damn intrigued and move on to Melissa McCarthy face sitting rumors.