Miley Cyrus is just trying to ruin shit now. I used to think she was just a spastic chipmunk with scoliosis acting out against her parents divorce. Now I realize this ‘crazy sexy’ bit is running much deeper and far more insidious. First, she tanked Maxim magazine by letting them make more poor decisions. Then, she ruined furry cosplay sex by taking something beautiful and turning it into a Hieronymus Bosch rape scene from a mental ward. Finally, she stole Twerking from girls with big booties and handed it over to suburban white girls with flat asses. Now she’s out to drive a stake through the heart of the hot chick in a team jersey cliche. Who’s going to stop this destroyer of planets?
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