Now that she has a lot of free time since her split with Victoria’s Secret, Miranda Kerr’s mornings are wide open for yoga, which I’m sure is very important to her Buddhist beliefs. It’s also pretty important to my beliefs, which are simply staring at women in tight yoga pants and tops while trying to use my brain power to make the clothes completely vanish. Sure, it sounds like a juvenile and misogynistic waste of time, but with the government still shut down, I can’t continue practicing my other belief of calling every politician a vapid, worthless shit stain. So thanks, Miranda, for giving me something to work toward each day.
Photo Credit: Miranda Kerr’s Instagram