Myla Sninanj believes that by sleeping with the men Kim Kardashian has slept with, cutting up her body to mimic Kim Kardashian’s unnatural form, and even putting out a Vivid sex tape, she will earn like Kim Kardashian. Myla, you sad unfortunate fool. Being a sleazy ho-bag with ambition doesn’t make you Kim Kardashian. Wake me when you find your mom out in the yard at 2 am painting a Pentagram with the blood of four aborted babies and chanting in tongues. Only then will you begin to know the dark secret of Kardashian success.
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