Nicki Minaj Shows Off at Kmart

There’s nothing Nicki Minaj can do that’s so cheesy that I still don’t want to feel her up like a blind man does the face of a long lost loved one. Kmart, a pink Lamborghini,gold chains. I’m completely down. She could cut a shart in her skin tight stretch pants and I’d be no less eager to dive into a bit of fetid Nicki. The more tawdry and disturbing tales of her past sexual history, the more I want to make her my very bad idea girlfriend who leaves me with nothing but regret and a debilitating disease. This is the pure raw power of tits and ass.

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