Who are these 138 Water people? Is this even real or is some kind of Halloween III: Season of the Witch scheme where all the bandwagoners will be holding a bottle of 138 Water in their hands on All Hallowed Saints Day and worms will crawl out of their putrified brains. I have to think Kirstie Alley is pitching just this kind of devious world conquering shit in the Hydra Room at the Scientology center. If you’re dumb enough to pay two bucks for water you probably deserve the worm brain thing. It’s time.
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