Nobody Cares That Chris Brown Was Raped

October 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Chris Brown’s revelation last week that he first had sex at age eight created buzz for about five seconds then nobody cared. Except for the rape culture people who care about shit like this, because it’s actually kind of important, if you remove the name Chris Brown from the equation. Lily Rothman even wrote a big story about it in Time magazine.

“Reading Brown’s description of the event—grins and chuckles, not being afraid, early access to pornography, attributing early experience to “a beast at it” later—it seems that Brown himself is ignoring or ignorant of the fact that he was raped.”

Chris Brown says it was nothing special since he’s ‘country’ and they just watched a lot of porn as kids, you know, as country kids do. So even the youngin’s was imitating what they saw on the TV on the back porch. Lily calls it rape. Technically, it is. Also legally. I give it about a none percent chance that Chris changes his ‘I got me some at eight’ headline story into an ‘I was raped in third grade’ confession on Oprah’s couch. Chris Brown is currently in no less than three fights on social media. He can’t afford to let people think he’s weak. They might Tweet shit about him.

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