Nobody Cares That Chris Brown Was Raped

By Lex October 14, 2013 @ 5:29 PM

Chris Brown’s revelation last week that he first had sex at age eight created buzz for about five seconds then nobody cared. Except for the rape culture people who care about shit like this, because it’s actually kind of important, if you remove the name Chris Brown from the equation. Lily Rothman even wrote a big story about it in Time magazine.

“Reading Brown’s description of the event—grins and chuckles, not being afraid, early access to pornography, attributing early experience to “a beast at it” later—it seems that Brown himself is ignoring or ignorant of the fact that he was raped.”

Chris Brown says it was nothing special since he’s ‘country’ and they just watched a lot of porn as kids, you know, as country kids do. So even the youngin’s was imitating what they saw on the TV on the back porch. Lily calls it rape. Technically, it is. Also legally. I give it about a none percent chance that Chris changes his ‘I got me some at eight’ headline story into an ‘I was raped in third grade’ confession on Oprah’s couch. Chris Brown is currently in no less than three fights on social media. He can’t afford to let people think he’s weak. They might Tweet shit about him.

wwtdd

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 10/14/2013 20:32

    How old was he when he learned it was okay to beat women nearly to death?

    He’s basically just lucky that Rhianna didn’t have brain swelling, fall into a coma and die.

  2. avatar
    RangerLG 10/15/2013 09:25

    I wouldn’t call that lucky for everyone else Admiral.

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