Rihanna Booted from Mosque for Vagina Lips

By fucked up Middle Eastern nation standards, Abu Dhabi is maybe a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10 in jihad craziness. They do love them some crappy Western culture. But they insist on a few Islamic type rules. Even visiting women must be covered head to toe lest men feel desire in their robes and be forced to punish those wanton whores with a light raping and stoning. Rihanna was in country over the weekend and obliged the cover up part, but couldn’t resist striking a few racy poses outside the country’s grand mosque. She was also wearing red lipstick which is a no-no because apparently it looks too much like a vagina. I’m looking now. Fair enough. So, the religious police kicked Rihanna and her mouth snatch out of the mosque while the chief Imam hurled insults about her being no Miley Cyrus. Tough venue.

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