Scarlett Johansson Named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

October 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Maxim so lowered the bar with their Miley Cyrus Is the Most Attractive Creature Walking This Planet back alley abortion that I can’t bring myself to ridicule Esquire for their Scarlett Johansson nod. This superlatives whacking contest is just a time honored tradition for selling magazines in the old world economy of print journalism. Call me old fashioned but I go by the old standard of ‘Would you throw this woman out of bed?’. Personally, I’ve got the entire adult female world minus Lena Dunham and the chick who Charlize Theron portrayed in Monster on my list.

Photo Credit: Esquire

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