Selena Gomez in A Bikini

By Lex October 29, 2013 @ 12:51 PM

If you’re into girls who could Jumpstreet undercover back to middle school and easily pass for twelve, then you’re going to love Selena Gomez. I’m not passing judgement. She’s like twenty or twenty one now so if you want to pretend you’re her naughty homeroom teacher and she was chewing gum in class, go right on ahead. This is a judgement-free zone, you happy sick fuck.

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(6) Comments

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    LoK 10/29/2013 13:28

    With the amount of gay and stupid shit that gets posted here making fun of guys who think Selena is hot means less than the shit covered tp I sent down the drain this morning.

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    Shastar 10/29/2013 13:58

    Selena, all I want to do is eat your nether regions out until you are squealing like a pot bellied pig that just realized he’s some mid-western couples idea of alternate thanksgiving. Have your people call my people and we’ll talk.

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    unbelievable 10/29/2013 14:21

    that third photo says it all…..she’s going to look worse than a mexican version of Mila Kunis’ mom in 3 years. Growing belly and sagging ass at this age? Just getting wasted wishing she had her little girlfriend back. american woman, stay away from me…

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    Admiral 10/29/2013 18:37

    She was cute when she was young, I give you perverts that one, but you just wait until she reaches 30 – she’ll look like a little round Mexican troll.

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    Not A Puppet REALLY 10/29/2013 18:54

    She is fu*cking delicioso…………

    …muy muy muy……

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    Beylerbey 10/29/2013 22:04

    Face like a 9 year old.

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