Tyson Tells Chris Brown To Stop Punching People

By Jack October 29, 2013 @ 2:18 PM

Chris Brown was let out of prison today after beating on a guy in D.C.  We told you yesterday about the incident in which Brown and his bodyguard kicked some dude’s ass outside of the W Hotel for trying to photobomb a picture Chris Brown was taking with a skank fan. The charges were lowered from felony assault to a misdemeanor. But he might still be fucked…literally. He’s still s on probation for beating up Rihanna and a misdemeanor could be enough to get him a one way ticket to pound town prison. This mutherfucker really is out of control. Even Mike Tyson says Chris Brown is too violent and needs to stop hitting people. Tyson offered this advice,

“I like and admire that little guy. I’m just worried about him…they’re gonna put him somewhere where that’s all they do is assault people. Chris should know this…if you’re not humble in this world, this world will thrust humbleness upon you.”

You know that shit is bad when convicted rapist and all-around punchy Mike Tyson tells you you need to stop hitting people. It’s like Amanda Bynes calling you crazy or John Travolta disparaging you as a butt pirate. It’s a wake up call. C’mon, Chris Brown, nobody wants to see you actually go to prison. We’ll never get camera footage of your beat downs like we will the day you sucker punch a dude in public who knows how to fight and your bodyguard is slow to react because he hates you too.

wwtdd

(1) Comment

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    SpaceCadet 10/30/2013 22:17

    Mike Tyson is awesome. He speaks words of wisdom.
    Chris should take heed.

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