Aaron Carter Goes Belly Up

It’s a shame that we live in a country where a guy with no job can’t make a living. Who’s going to host a canned food drive for this stupid fucker for Thanksgiving? Is Ashton Kutcher going to stick his intellectual neck out to berate the recording industry for not selling any Aaron Carter CDs for ten years running? Aaron Carter himself opened up about his new mature outlook on life to the Wichita Eagle:

I don’t party. I’ve partied enough. I don’t go out. I focus on other things that are much more important. I focus on being an entertainer. I love performing. That’s what I’m about. I want to take that next step.”

Jesus, Aaron Carter is pure of heart and honest in intention. I don’t want to live in a world where a guy with very limited talent can’t ride his brothers four years of stage fame to a decent lifelong annuity.

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