Alec Baldwin Banishes the Word 'Cocksucker' From His Vocabulary

There's no end to the manner in which Alec Baldwin is able to devour education and knowledge and translate it into evolved and progressive thought. For instance, one of his dear gay friends, Rich Ferraro, let Alec know that cocksucker can be seen as an anti-homosexual epithet when used to taunt a male adversary in a public kerfuffle. Especially when used in the clear context of a slur or putdown, as opposed to, say, general praise on a Grindr review, 'Mmm mmm mmm, Steve sure is a great cocksucker.'. Knowledge in hand, Alec promptly retired the term cocksucker from his vocabulary. Just like that. As potential replacements for his vitriol, Alec's considering the more delicate options of assplow or jizzface, or simply just returning to threatening to hurt people really badly with a tire iron.

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