Alec Baldwin Banishes the Word ‘Cocksucker’ From His Vocabulary

By Lex November 15, 2013 @ 1:30 PM

There’s no end to the manner in which Alec Baldwin is able to devour education and knowledge and translate it into evolved and progressive thought. For instance, one of his dear gay friends, Rich Ferraro, let Alec know that cocksucker can be seen as an anti-homosexual epithet when used to taunt a male adversary in a public kerfuffle. Especially when used in the clear context of a slur or putdown, as opposed to, say, general praise on a Grindr review, ‘Mmm mmm mmm, Steve sure is a great cocksucker.’. Knowledge in hand, Alec promptly retired the term cocksucker from his vocabulary. Just like that. As potential replacements for his vitriol, Alec’s considering the more delicate options of assplow or jizzface, or simply just returning to threatening to hurt people really badly with a tire iron.

(5) Comments

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    Al (Ted) Bundy 11/15/2013 14:37

    His next tweet stated the following:

    “Gotta thank Pillow Biter Rich Ferraro again for his vocab help. That Butt Pirate is a true friend. #itgetsbetter.”

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 11/15/2013 15:24

    Baldwin is such a cocksucker. I’m sorry, I meant to say anal spelunker.

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    aquanetta jones 11/15/2013 17:55

    I expect Mr Baldwin to swallow some big black testies to prove he is true to homo queer sodomy, and committed to dude love.

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    Maybe_Observer 11/16/2013 15:06

    As long as his daughter keeps he term in her lexicon…..

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    Maybe_Observer 11/16/2013 15:48

    The term

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